Fantasy Football is one of the most lucrative and popular interactive sports out there today. Wouldn’t it be great if there was fantasy dating or fantasy BFF drafts? Opportunity knocks…you are allowed to draft the man of your dreams. You project, after doing your homework and studying his stat sheet, that he would be a…
Why is it so difficult for women to deal with repairmen, painters, contractors, any and all workmen? There is still such a male testosterone reaction to taking orders from a woman. I hope Hillary decides to run so we can see how the mentally challenged male politicians and the rest of the penis population react…
Why is it so difficult to be on time? The painter has been late every day. I rise early, head out for my speed walk through Central Park, rush home, shower, dress and wait. Three days running…same outcome. If I were tardy to the painting party, I would get attitude and they would leave even…
Are we going to have to install traffic lights, caution or stop signs on the sidewalks across America? Yesterday, I had several near misses and last minute avoided a head on collision because it seems as if everyone reads and texts while walking. Perhaps, meter maids should start ticketing for drunk walking on sidewalks. I…
Did you ever stop to consider the fact that we are, for the most part, able to coexist in America? Seriously, with such a large population of diverse people, speaking a multitude of languages, possessing varying levels of agitation, the pressures and stress of life in 2013, I do believe we are doing a great…
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Oh no, I think I am having a serious moment. Courtny, my dazzling daughter, and I have talked about women in the work place for years. She has known that a glass ceiling is not an architectural feature since the tender age of 5. Professionally, I have always been in the minority and have had to deal with…
Footnote: I just returned from spin class and I am pissed. In light of today’s blog, I sat next to a bikini wearing (inappropriate for her body and age) Equinox member who spent the ENTIRE spin class texting on her iphone!! Talk about Entitlement, yes, capital E! She left her dirty towels and failed to…
I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore. Maybe it is because my patience has worn thin with bad manners and the reign of entitlement that is presently pervasive in America. Perhaps I am just a little cranky because I spent time and love making eggplant parmesan and homemade roasted…
Today is my wedding anniversary. If I say the number of years out loud we sound like old married folk. We don’t feel it and don’t look it (so we are told by many, including our lovely and extremely judgmental offspring). David and I are more in sync and in love today than when we…