The State of the Dress…
Tuesday night, the President of the United States of America captured the attention of the country, expounding upon the state of the union and our future. What’s trending the next day?
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Goin’ Postal…
Wipe that damn smile off your face, Mr. Postman. I am going postal…literally. I was sequestered at home today to await delivery of a package I spent $80 (signature required) to mail from New York to Los Angeles. Someone was home all day Tuesday and the mailman was too lazy to come upstairs and just…
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Charter Club…
After buying the New York Football Giants (should be a bargain after yesterday’s abysmal play in San Diego) and having an on-call masseuse, I am going to acquire or charter a jet. I am hoping that by the end of this post, everyone who reads this will decide to join my Charter Club so we…
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Angry Bird…
It never ceases to amaze me how self-involved people are. I am on a Virgin America flight to New York City…my real home. A woman in leggings, cheap thigh high boots and a wide brim Forever 21 hat (I guess she is channeling Jennifer Lopez) comes barreling down the aisle and guess where she is…
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Fantasy Football Folly…
Fantasy Football is one of the most lucrative and popular interactive sports out there today. Wouldn’t it be great if there was fantasy dating or fantasy BFF drafts? Opportunity knocks…you are allowed to draft the man of your dreams. You project, after doing your homework and studying his stat sheet, that he would be a…
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This Situation Is Cracked…
Why is it so difficult for women to deal with repairmen, painters, contractors, any and all workmen? There is still such a male testosterone reaction to taking orders from a woman. I hope Hillary decides to run so we can see how the mentally challenged male politicians and the rest of the penis population react…
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Timeless…
Why is it so difficult to be on time? The painter has been late every day. I rise early, head out for my speed walk through Central Park, rush home, shower, dress and wait. Three days running…same outcome. If I were tardy to the painting party, I would get attitude and they would leave even…
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Walking On The Wild Side…
Are we going to have to install traffic lights, caution or stop signs on the sidewalks across America? Yesterday, I had several near misses and last minute avoided a head on collision because it seems as if everyone reads and texts while walking. Perhaps, meter maids should start ticketing for drunk walking on sidewalks. I…
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With A few Exceptions…I Love You, Man…
Did you ever stop to consider the fact that we are, for the most part, able to coexist in America? Seriously, with such a large population of diverse people, speaking a multitude of languages, possessing varying levels of agitation, the pressures and stress of life in 2013, I do believe we are doing a great…
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Brought To You By…
Coming to you Live from…IF THE DEVIL HAD MENOPAUSE…the blog that cleanses your soul brought to you by Summer’s Eve. Yes, even douches enjoy my blog. The visible words are subsidized by Lenovo computers and my creativity is promoted by the consumption of Chopin Vodka, the best potato vodka in the world. My inspiration is underwritten…
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Schisms in the Isms…
Oh no, I think I am having a serious moment. Courtny, my dazzling daughter, and I have talked about women in the work place for years. She has known that a glass ceiling is not an architectural feature since the tender age of 5. Professionally, I have always been in the minority and have had to deal with…
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Let’s Get Ready To Rumble…
Footnote: I just returned from spin class and I am pissed. In light of today’s blog, I sat next to a bikini wearing (inappropriate for her body and age) Equinox member who spent the ENTIRE spin class texting on her iphone!! Talk about Entitlement, yes, capital E! She left her dirty towels and failed to…
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Are They Bringin’ Sexy Back?!…
What makes a man sexy? Case in point, Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer who are both running for office in New York City. In case you have been bargaining shopping in Bangladesh and off the radar screen, Eliot Spitzer resigned 5 years ago as Governor of the great state of New York because he was consorting…
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Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff…
14 years ago tomorrow…I am publishing on Monday since Tuesday is the weekly restaurant blog…I was experiencing a truly memorable day on the island of Capri. I had just returned to the hotel room from swimming around Faraglioni, the iconic 3 spurs of rock which rise up out of the Tyrrhenian Sea. I hadn’t watched…
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You Can Cure Stupid…
I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore. Maybe it is because my patience has worn thin with bad manners and the reign of entitlement that is presently pervasive in America. Perhaps I am just a little cranky because I spent time and love making eggplant parmesan and homemade roasted…
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Rock of Ages…
Today is my wedding anniversary. If I say the number of years out loud we sound like old married folk. We don’t feel it and don’t look it (so we are told by many, including our lovely and extremely judgmental offspring). David and I are more in sync and in love today than when we…