Lock Him Up…
I need Agent Orange to go away for good…Now! I can’t handle any more responsibility.
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Alternative Realities…
Liar, liar pants on fire. Honestly, who can you believe these days?!
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Picture This…
When I was a kid, I loved Flash Cards. My mom would test my alphabet and addition acumen employing these visuals. Sadly, Flash Cards went the way of Cliff Notes. I just learned that flash cards have been resurrected to inform Agent Orange about the state of the world, boiling down key issues to 2…
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Eat His Words…
Conflict Non-resolution “I like conflict.”
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Look At Me…
I like to think that I have original thoughts.
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Redneck Riviera…
Nightmare on 5th Avenue Wow, I had a Come To Jesus moment on Saturday.
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Meritless Trump…
Foreigners Turned Off By Trump I walk in Central Park every single day. I am stopped every single day by tourists asking directions to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Strawberry Fields, Sheep Meadow, Belvedere Castle, Bethesda Terrace…you get it.
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It’s Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature!…
I am a tough woman. I am not a crier unless puppies or the NY Giants drive me there. Today, I found myself profoundly sad and teary-eyed.
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Resting Bitch Face…
Run Melania, Run… I saw her smile once.
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