Brow beaten.

This issue may appear trivial to some.

I went to a brow expert just for shaping and she plucked me into oblivion.

I asked for shaping and what I received was Greta Garbo eyebrows.

I am in hiding.

I always had thick brows.

I tend to them like the French curate the Tuileries.

This woman slayed me with twizzers.

I didn’t even want to go out Mother’s Day.

Seriously, fu.k the plucker.

This is a crime against humanity. Looks like I will be sequestered for several years….no more browsing for me. I am now an inside gal.

In case I must re-enter reality, I ordered the plastic glasses with attached Groucho Marx eyebrows.