Lock Him Up…
I need Agent Orange to go away for good…Now! I can’t handle any more responsibility.
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Alternative Realities…
Liar, liar pants on fire. Honestly, who can you believe these days?!
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Hot & Heavy Handed…
Lately, I feel as if I am residing in a Third World country.
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Educated, Tattooed Sluts Unite…
Kelly, my favorite all-time babysitter, gifted attorney and fabulous mom, recently posted an article on Facebook entitled, Debt-ridden, tattooed, college-educated women are destined to die.
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I’m Your Puppet…
I have no words. Okay, I do. Agent Orange is a ticking time bomb.
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Agent Orange Sacked…
Philadelphia Eagles….hate ’em, but this week not so much.
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Lock Her Up…
I just want to bitch slap the First Daughter/Wife.
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Rewarding Bad Behavior…
Watching the news, you realize how much hatred there is in this world. Much is motivated by religious and racial bias.
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All About The Base…
‘Splain me, Lucy. I just don’t understand this administration’s policy goals.
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Picture This…
When I was a kid, I loved Flash Cards. My mom would test my alphabet and addition acumen employing these visuals. Sadly, Flash Cards went the way of Cliff Notes. I just learned that flash cards have been resurrected to inform Agent Orange about the state of the world, boiling down key issues to 2…
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trump Slump…
People outside the good ole US of A have stopped coming to Crazytown.
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We Demand Change…
The Time Has Come… This is what democracy looks like.
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Keeping Score…
Stayed up until 4am to follow the Conor Lamb race. Are you kidding me?
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Oscar Goes To Washington…
I’m tired. Just experienced another MSNBC marathon.
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Eat His Words…
Conflict Non-resolution “I like conflict.”
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Quality In…
Motivated by the absurd, I am presently job surfing opportunities in the Dumpster’s Administration.
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The Time Is Now…
33,000 people die every year from guns in America. The United States government does nothing.
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Look At Me…
I like to think that I have original thoughts.
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Night In White Satin…
The world knows that Melania Trump, a virginal vision in white, was chauffeured Trumpless to the State of the Union.
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It Doesn’t Even Matter…
I just cannot erase a Saturday Night Live skit from my consciousness.