Fancy Free Black Friday preparation…sweet deals abound.

The Devil’s Guide to snagging deals hotter than a hormone flash.

Listen, darlings, if the Devil himself hit menopause, you know he’d be out there on Fancy Free Black Friday which officially is November 28th (Amazon starts November 20th), snatching bargains like his pitchfork depended on it.

Nothing soothes a sizzling hot flash like a cool, delicious discount.

Plan ahead. The deals are everywhere.

Amazon, Gap, Old Navy, Nordstrom, JCrew, Sephora, Walmart, Target, Anthropologie.

They are practically throwing themselves at us like we are the last iced latte in July.

I don’t know which dark lord whispers into the ears of online retailers on Black Friday, but at the same time you are planning your Thanksgiving dinner start making your retail Holiday list.

Think dresses for less than your monthly chocolate budget.

If retail therapy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Beauty Bargains that make your mirror shave years off your face.

Lipstick that stays on through a meltdown, literal or emotional.

Discounted supplements, yoga gear, water bottles, and more. Bless the universe. Sometimes self-care costs less than self-destruction.

Treat yourself.

Spoil yourself even during tough economic times…a lipstick can turn your frown upside down.

Save yourself, one coupon, promo code, and clearance rack at a time.

After all, if the Devil can go through menopause and still snag a discount so can you.