Baby love.

The feds are mulling paying women to have sex that results in procreation.

How romantic.

I thought you cannot put a price tag on having families…well, Come On, Down.

Behind Door #1 is $5000 for just popping out a baby.

If you have at least 6 your prize money increases and you will be rewarded with a National Medal of Motherhood and expanded child tax credits (yay, right) if ratified by Congress.

Yes, my fellow Americans, the U.S. government is now participating in Let’s Make A Deal.

And guess who is writing the script for this reality/ game show?

The Heritage Foundation!

Bingo! The same group of extremists behind Project 2025 and just like the heightened anticipation that we all experienced awaiting the next episode of White Lotus, the racist, antisemitic white male Neanderthals of Project 2025 plan to release a report of suggestions in the coming weeks.

Mark it on your calendar and please tune in.

Beyond the Heritage influencers, the White House has caught a serious case of baby fever. Influenced by the pronatalist movement which wants Americans to marry and multiply, with Elon Musk and VP JD Vance leading its cheer squad, we are in fabulous baby daddy hands.

The administration seems to be fully prepared to enact the Handmaid’s Tale.

Our Fertilization leader is weighing policies to boost birth rates even as the administration has already cut funding for fertility research, maternal care and completely ignored paid leave, affordable childcare or the rising maternal death rate.

While expanded research into fertility struggles and reproductive health could be a rare bipartisan win, some scientists warn that much of this movement is driven more by religious ideology than science.

As with the Handmaid’s novel the stark reality is the dangers of controlling women’s reproductive freedom and the moral implications of using women’s bodies as a national resource.

My Fellow Americans, we can only assume that prostitution is officially legal here.

Make America Grow Again😎