TSA…always a fun time at U.S. airports.

I just read a release from TSA requesting people to stop stuffing turtles where they don’t belong in an attempt to sneak them past security and onto airplanes.

My last trip I thought that TSA was very hands on.

My thought was our perverted government was asking personnel to check out breast augmentation and penis enhancement as Bobby Kennedy, Jr. is going to deem these surgeries to cause autism in adults.

Turns out they were on a search and seizure mission to collect errant turtles and snakes.

Last week, two turtles were confiscated from a woman’s bra at Miami airport.

Earlier this year, a Pennsylvania man was caught trying to sneak a red-eared slider turtle through security at Newark Liberty International Airport by stuffing it in his pants.

In other notable incidents, TSA agents at the Miami airport prevented a man from smuggling a bag of snakes in his pants.

Seriously, I cannot think of anything worse than snakes in my pants…on second thought, Donald Trump would be worse.