Viva Via Carota…
I recently stumbled upon Via Carota.
With the aid of meds and sheer will, I boarded a JetBlue flight to Palm Beach to check on the other half of my impaired family.
Miraculously, Governor Chris Christie does have a better half. Once you cut through the layers of fat and bullshit you get a peek at his wife, Mary Pat Christie.
At the stroke of midnight I turned into a rotten pumpkin. My life was literally spinning out of control.
Saturday, I closed my eyes and tapped my heels together three times and thought to myself, ‘There’s no place like home’.
How can anyone maintain a sunny disposition when returning a leased car?!
I am a fortunate woman. I found true love and after 36 years together we still got it, baby.